Anonymous: What are u doing to lose so much weight?

Nothing I’m literally just working full time now and eating healthier.

2:28 pm  •  31 July 2014
You happened to me.
You were as deep down as I’ve ever been.
You were inside me like my pulse.
― Marilyn Hacker, from Nearly A Valediction (via perfect)

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9:48 pm  •  30 July 2014  •  32,170 notes


Turn ons: common sense

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3:30 am  •  29 July 2014  •  187,311 notes






If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

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3:00 am  •  29 July 2014  •  860,811 notes


awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

3:00 am  •  29 July 2014  •  233,674 notes