enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

12:15 am  •  21 August 2014  •  311,445 notes


driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

6:15 pm  •  20 August 2014  •  469,985 notes


A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

6:14 pm  •  20 August 2014  •  87,015 notes


I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad)

6:13 pm  •  20 August 2014  •  667,994 notes


wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

6:12 pm  •  20 August 2014  •  388,523 notes


im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

(Source: alrightevans)

6:12 pm  •  20 August 2014  •  467,259 notes



Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.


3:55 pm  •  20 August 2014  •  147,220 notes
The hours between 12am and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it.
― (via daihty)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever)

11:22 pm  •  19 August 2014  •  348,932 notes