enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone
I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot
Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it.